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He’s the Cat. We’re the Mice.

Friday, June 18th, 2010

McKinley

We weren’t actively looking for a cat.  McKinley just happened.  Kind of like the love you never expect to find…and then you turn that corner.

A couple of days ago, I took our black labs, Buddy and Zak, to the vet to update their vaccines so they could be boarded this summer.  Nothing out of the ordinary.  Pretty routine.

When I got there, I left the boys in the car so I could go in and get some guidance on the easiest way to proceed with their appointments.  In the lobby was a woman with a little black Cocker Spaniel, and another woman with a cat in a crate.  I let the Spaniel sniff my hand and nodded hello to the woman with the crate.  Then…across the room…in a cage on a table…sat a cat named Cameo…meowing at everyone.  So I walked over to the cage…

At this point, I have to say that my wife Julia and I have talked over the years about getting a cat.  But we never actively looked for one outside of stopping into an adoption center at the mall.  Oh…we joked with family and friends here and there.  But most of the time, alone, we would just throw out ideas of what we would require if we were to take a feline into our home.  We set the bar pretty high…mostly to stave off actually getting another animal.  Julia wanted an orange cat with interesting markings.  She wanted a cat that would snuggle.  For me…the cat had to get along with Buddy and Zak.  Well, not just get along.  The cat had to be active with the dogs.  Snuggle, play, torture…things like that.   The cat had to have a personality…be interesting…and be a part of our home.

Hmmmm…Cameo…orange with tiger striping and cool orange and white stripes on its tail.  He meowed.  I stuck my fingers in the cage.  He nuzzled them and walked away, making sure that my finger tips scratched the entire side of his body.  Crap.  I took out my cell phone…shot a picture…then sent it to Julia.  The reply text:  I hate you.

I went out and brought Buddy into the vet’s office to have his heart-worm test done.  I took Buddy back out to the car and brought Zak in for his test.  Then Zak and I waited for his exam and kennel cough shot.

Zak didn’t really pay attention to Cameo, but the cat sure knew Zak was there.  Cameo meowed at Zak once in a while.  Then the cat started to eat.  In between bites, he would turn and look at Zak…mindful of his presence.  Here and there he would let out a meow.  So finally…I brought Zak over to the cage.  What the hell, right?  I prompted Zak to look at the cat…so he stuck is nose up to the cage.  Cameo didn’t flinch and didn’t hiss.  He calmly leaned down and sniffed the end of Zak’s nose.  That was it.  Zak turned around and went back to waiting for his appointment.  Cameo was satisfied he’d met and conquered another dog.

Then it was Buddy’s turn.  I exchanged the dogs and immediately brought Buddy into the vet for his appointment.  After the routine of being checked over and having the vaccine sprayed down his snout…we exited to the lobby.  I almost took Buddy back to the car, but thought, why not introduce him to Cameo?  No harm…right?  It’s at this point I’ve receive a text or two from Julia trying to remain rationale about why we can’t get a cat.  I hadn’t even said we should get him, so I knew she’d been smitten after seeing just the one picture.

So I bring Buddy…lover of all things…up to Cameo’s cage.  Bud stretched his head up to the cage and drew in large sniffs.  Cameo looked at Bud…meowed…then did a full-body snuggle against Buddy’s wet snout.  You have got to be kidding me.

Now…during this whole process…I’ve been asking a friend who works in the office about the cat.  Standard stuff.  Fixed?  Check.  Litter trained?  Check.  Vaccines?  Check.  But the cat is being adopted out of the vet’s office…so what’s wrong?

“Nothing.  But someone brought him in after finding him in a field.  He had been shot.  It shattered a bone in his leg.  We fixed him up and are looking for a good home for him.”  I was stunned.

Orange?  Check.
Interesting markings?  Check.
Gets along with the dogs?  Check.
Snuggles with the dogs?  Check.
Plays with the dogs?  Check.
Tortures the dogs?  To be determined.
Personality?  Check.
Interesting story?  Check.

Damn.  Long story short.  Julia didn’t even meet Cameo until he was home and getting acclimated that night.  She had trusted my judgement like she had with both our dogs (although she did get to meet both of them before they came home with us).  Julia actually agreed to getting Cameo over lunch that day.

Oh yeah…I called the cat “McKinley” at the beginning of the post.  Yes.  We renamed Cameo to McKinley, after the president who had been shot.  We wrestled with various names of famous people who had been shot…but went with McKinley because his happened in Buffalo.  And McKinley actually survived his shooting, dying from infection several days later.  So, that was good enough for me.

McKinley it is.

The Future of MMO Updating…

Monday, December 15th, 2008

For all intensive purposes, my serious foray into the world of MMOs began almost 20 years ago playing a couple games run by a company called Simutronics published through a fledgling service called America Online.

The text-based MMO games of DragonRealms, Modus Operandi, Gemstone and CyberStrike would have cost me hundreds of dollars to play back then.  Luckily I got to play them for free because I did online chat support for AOL for a couple of years.  Instead of being paid, a lot of us worked for free subscription time.  It was considered gold back then.

The games were based on a text-MMO engine Simutronics created called Interactive Fiction Engine (IFE).  It was different than DIKU and MUD MMOs because in-game changes could be made on the fly without servers being taken offline to update the content.  Being able to create and test the game all at once without having to take the game server offline was cutting edge.

I feel like things are coming full circle.  But that’s just a veteran gamer’s way of saying, “I’m getting freakin’ old.”

Why?  Well, Simutronics has taken the technology they created with design-on-the-fly game technology and, 20 years later, have applied it to 3D graphical MMOs.

Imagine, if you will, playing a modern MMO that would have virtually NO SERVER DOWNTIME.  No hours of patching a new game at launch.  No pesky content patches.  No waiting for massive content updates.  It’s just…there.

The time has come.  Don’t take my word for it.  The makers of Star Wars: The Old Republic have liscensed the Hero’s Engine from Simutronics to create their ground-breaking MMO.  Instead of me explaining it to you…read the TenTonHammer Interview with Simu on Hero’s Engine.

Cash…No Checks, Please

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

Well, the gaming world is still buzzing about Sony Online Entertainment’s decision to put an RMT (Real Money Transactions or Micro-Transactions) system in place for EverQuest and EverQuestII.  While my problem is more with how they implemented the change than actually making RMTs available, a lot of people think it dumbs down the game.  Well, North Americans do.  RMTs are actually popular in Asia.  RMTs allow you to give a credit card number and purchase in-game items for your characters.

So far, SOE is making experience potions, appearance armor and pets available.  Hardly game breaking stuff.  The threat, however, is always there.  Will someone be able to log in one day and just buy the class helmet I’ve played hours and hours to obtain?  John Smedley says, “No.”

Smedley is also the guy who said EQ and EQII would never have RMTs to begin with.  Since I don’t believe he is a liar, let’s just say he is open to changing his mind.  I have no problem with that.  But the Station Cash system just all the sudden appeared in the aforementioned games a couple days ago with no announcement prior.  There was a patch.  There were a few message board postings from community managers.  Now there are articles on popular gaming news sites.  Shades of the way SOE handled the New Gaming Experience in Star Wars Galaxies.  Fool me once, shame on me.  Fool me twice…well…in any event…a good interview with EQII Producer Bruce Ferguson is up at TenTonHammer.

Ferguson does admit he can’t answer yes or no to whether non-impactful armor or weapons will be available.  To me, that’s even crossing a line.  I’m not even all that crazy about selling the experience potions.  That’s XP for money.  That impacts the game.  People should play the game, not buy their way through it.

I do think that Station Cash would be cool for things like customized t-shirts, pictures, key chains and coffee mugs.  Things that the store would have to be integrated with the server to do.  The fun fan stuff.  I’m good with that idea.

For now, we’ll just have to see what happens.  Man, all this talk about EverQuest2 has me thinking about grabbing the new expansion and re-subbing my account.  Must…say…no…

One Week Weigh In…

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Boy Lifting WeightsIt’s been a week since I joined a new gym and got a consult from a trainer. I’ve been in that gym five out of the last seven days. Tonight will be six out of seven. I’ve also been working out in a way I believe the trainer is going have me workout when we get together on the 21st. It’s Interval training.

How is it going? Today I stepped on the scale and weighed 256.5 lbs. I’ve lost about five lbs. Which is good for one week. But the best indicator is that my body is noticeably changing in a small amount of time. And I’ve done it in a healthy way. I’ve had plenty to eat (of the right things). I’ve even cheated a little and had a couple beers Tuesday night. But all has been in moderation.

Interval training. I thought it was a gimmick quite frankly. Not a lot of attention has been paid to it. I think it is a trainer secret. Here is a simple list of how 45 minutes to an hour of my training goes:

  • Warm up – 10 minutes on the elliptical machine at a pace to break a sweat and get warm.
  • Stretch – stretching all the major muscle groups
  • Interval 1a – 5 minutes on the elliptical busting ass to get my heart rate over 165
  • Interval 1b – 3 sets each of two different exercises on nautilus or free weights
  • Interval 2a – 3 minutes on the elliptical busting ass to get my heart rate back over 165
  • Interval 2b – 3 sets each of another two different exercises on nautilus or free weights

You get the picture. I do five intervals, then a 10 minute cool down walk on the elliptical.

Interval training is proven to burn more fat and build more muscle quicker than other routines. The reason is it is constantly shocking your body. It also keeps your heart rate higher for longer periods than any other form of exercising. That’s the key to burning fat.

While all that is cool, I don’t really care about it. I don’t really care HOW it works as much as I just care THAT it works.

For me, interval training means more fun during workouts. You can do anything you want between those bursts of high impact cardio. You don’t have to stay on a treadmill for long periods to achieve the same results. Boring!!! So don’t do the same old boring routine throughout the week if you try this method of working out. Mix it up. That’s the whole point of it.

Visuals…

Monday, February 25th, 2008

Thought I’d give some visuals more than write a bunch of stuff, today. I’m lazy. What can I say? First, I start with a picture of the very sick Julia. She’s trying to put on a good face today, her first day back to work in about a week. I told her she should go home. She yelled, “No!” and struck a pose…

Sick Julia

Next, we move on to garbage. Garbage Plate that is. Last weekend, we visited Steve T’s in Rochester to grab the local favorite. I decided to ditch my decent eating habits and dig into this greasy taste of heaven. Here are the before and after pictures…

BEFORE

Before Garbage Plate

AFTER

After Garbage Plate...

After that God awful experience that I totally loved. We went shopping at Ollie’s. Ollie’s is like a slightly more refined Big Lots. This is where we got to view the new Superman: Molest Me! action figure. I about fell over in the isle with laughter when I saw this…

Superman: Molest Me

In case you can’t pick it out, click on the image to enlarge it. No pun intended. But apparently in order to activate this action figure, you have to touch Superman on the package.

Jot at you later.

Send it in a letter…

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

Washington – President Bush directly told North Korean leader Kim Jong Il in a letter that the United States expects the secretive regime to keep its promise to fully disclose all nuclear programs, the White House said Thursday.

I was just wondering what the closing and signature for a letter like that would look like.

I’ll be watching you,
Bushy

***

Our nukes are trained on you,
W

***

See you at the party,
George

***

Sinceriastically,
G.W. Bush

As Described in the Bible…

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007

…the end of days is upon us…

FIRST BABY BOOMER APPLIES FOR SOCIAL SECURITY

First Baby Boomer

God! Nooooooooooooo!

Re-edumication…

Sunday, July 8th, 2007

First, fugging Pluto is no longer a planet, shattering all sorts of grade school comfort that I really didn’t have in the first place.  And now this:

The New Seven Wonders

Are bloggers nerds?

Saturday, July 7th, 2007

The past couple of days on TV, I’ve seen a few references to bloggers. In all the instances, bloggers were portrayed as nerds. The latest put down was on Dave Attell’s Insomniac Tour where Dave spoofs that he’s hired his own personal blogger to recount the tour as it happens on his blog. The blogger walks into the frame and he is a gizmoed-out, white afro sportin’, coke-bottled glasses wearing geek. I know a *lot* of people who write blogs and they hardly fit this recent stereotype.

I’m not really upset that a guy who makes his living walking various U.S. cities making fun of people while he gets completely hammered is picking on bloggers. I just don’t agree with the stereotype. It would be like saying that all comedians are bald-headed, middle-aged, wardrobe impaired drunks who really aren’t all that funny anyway. Touche!

Houdini vs. Doyle?

Friday, March 23rd, 2007

I just read with anticipation a couple of articles floating around about Harry Houdini’s great nephew’s quest to exhume the body of his uncle to see if the escapist really died as a result of a sharp blow to the appendix.  Houdini’s great nephew is going on the theory that the Spiritualist movement of the time, especially one devout follower named Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, may have been responsible for poisoning Houdini.  You remember Doyle?  Creator and author of Sherlock Holmes.  It’ll be interesting to see how this all shakes out.